Big mail day today…found this mixed in with the bills:
They’ve sent me 2 of these handy-dandy front and back cards….just in case the dog eats one of them.
See? They’ve been kind enough to tell me exactly what to do….which buttons to press….and when….but WAIT. There ARE no buttons to press! They want me to WRITE.
With PEN or PENCIL.
On what planet is pencil considered an appropriate writing utensil for anyone over the age of 12? Is this even legal??
“Door #3….slot 3….Barbara A. Zulauf”…where have I heard that name?
Oh, wait! It’s on my handy-dandy card here!…of which I have TWO.
Carefully, now….do not confuse Judith A. Crawford for that nice Joan Crawford. Maybe they all included their middle initial ‘cause that’s how they’ll track how many people voted using these handy-dandy cards here.
So, if the vote comes through for Kathy Monroe, it was just a lucky hit…but if it says Kathleen C. Monroe, then…hot diggity! Those cards worked!
See where it says I can bring it in with me? I can prop it up…right there…next to my Big Gulp and my hot pink lucky rabbit foot key chain.
Oh, crap! Can I have a do-over? I accidentally did it in cursive….
Shoot. I thought this was going to be about Thai porn.
Wow...just...wow.
Very scary. Love the last sentence about the Big Gulp.
Carefully, now….do not confuse Judith A. Crawford for that nice Joan Crawford..
Bwhahahahaha!
OMG... I LOVE you, Kathryn!!!
Thanks for the wonderful laugh, my friend!
JD: (Sighs dramatically) Honey, we've been over this. Fries and Thai porn do not go together. It's mashed potatoes & Thai porn. Please make a note of this....
Lifelove'n'wine: Is that "wow" for the post, or for the audacity of these ppl for sending it to me? Maybe it's both....
Jen: Thanks. I was trying to sound like the "every man". I've never even had a Big Gulp!
Ron: And thank YOU for commenting! Always a pleasure, my friend.
That was a "wow" for the audacity of those people.
I KNOW! I keep imagining some little old ladies dutifully carrying these cards and doing exactly what they say...scary.
This reads like a chain mail letter!
Funny...
Steve: Yeah, but how SCARY is this? I mean, how STUPID do they think the voters are??
Never mind...I think we've sufficiently answered that question.
cool blog
milen: Thank you! I try...as we all do in blogville. Thanks for commenting and hope to see you again sometime.
I can't believe anyone would even try that! It makes them look so bad..
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